MY DEAR POPE BENEDICT JI, PRANAM...

MY DEAR POPE BENEDICT JI,
PRANAM.
AS YOU ARE THE SENIORMOST PANDAA OF THE ROMAN CATHOLIC SECT, I RESPECT YOU FOR THE SAME. I WISH TO INVITE YOUR ATTENTION TO SOME OF THE THINGS THAT YOUR BANK-ROLLED PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING IN INDIA FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
POPE JI, THERE ARE SCORES OF PEOPLE IN MY COUNTRY WHO SWEAR BY YOU, WHO HAVE BEEN SUFFERING FROM A STRANGE MALAISE ALL THESE YEARS CHRONICALLY, WHICH HAS NOW BEEN DIAGNOSED AS THE ' UNIVERSAL BROTHERHOOD & BENEDICTION SYNDROME '. OSTENSIBLE SYMPTOMS ARE NAUSEATING AND PATHOLOGICAL, ONE TENDS TO IMPOSE HIS ENTIRE IDEOLOGICAL AND RELIGIOUS FAITH UPON OTHERS, HEIGHT OF NARCISSISM AND INDULGING IN VIOLENCE TOO, TO GAIN THESE ENDS.
POPE JI, MY READING ABOUT YOU IS THAT YOU ARE AN AMIABLE MAN, NOT AN OLD DODDERING FOOL THAT YOUR PREDECESSOR, POPE JOHN PAUL II WAS. YOUR PREDECESSOR WAS SUCH AN OUTRAGEOUS FELLOW THAT HE CALLED UPON TO 'HARVEST BY FAITH' ALL INDIANS ! THAT TOO, ON THE INDIAN SOIL !! SINCE WE HAVE A 'GLORIOUS TRADITION' OF VOTING IN 'SHIKHANDIS & EUNACHS' AS OUR PRIME MINISTERS, HE SUCCEEDED IN SAVING HIS SKIN BY A WHISKER. BUT IT SHALL NOT BE SO ALWAYS IN FUTURE. IF A CRANK LIKE ME HAD BEEN THE PRIME MINISTER OF THIS COUNTRY AT THAT MOMENT OF HISTORY, I WOULD HAVE ORDERED HIS 'DEPORTATION AT ONCE' FROM THAT VERY PLACE BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY, THEN IMPOSED COMPLETE BAN ON HIS ENTERING INTO THE COUNTRY SECOND TIME. I BELONG TO A 'GROWING VERY FAST' BREED OF INDIANS WHO WOULD NOT ALLOW A CHINESE AMBASSODAR TO TALK ABOUT DISMEMBERMENT OF THIS COUNTRY RIGHT HERE IN NEW DELHI, THEN CONTINUE AS BEFORE ! UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR GOD HAS BLESSED ME ENOUGH GUTS TO IMMEDIATELY THROW OUT SUCH WOLVES LIKE YOUR PREDECESSOR AND THE CHINESE AMBASSADOR, ALL AND SUNDRY IN ONE STROKE, LOCK, STOCK AND BARREL.
COMING BACK TO THE MAIN POINT, THE DEADLY DISEASE OF UNIVERSAL BROTHERHOOD & BENEDICTION SYNDROME IS BEING PASSED ON TO INNOCENT INDIANS UNDER MONETARY INDUCEMENTS AND SEVERAL OTHER NEFARIOUS DESIGNS, NOT PERMITTED EITHER IN THE OLD OR NEW TESTAMENT. IT WAS NOT PROPOUNDED BY YOUR JESUS TOO. WELL, FOR THAT MATTER YOU HAVE ONLY ONE JESUS WHILE WE HINDUS HAVE MANY, SO RICH IS OUR DHARMA, RICHEST IN THE WORLD. YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE EVEN THE BASIC COURTESY OF ACKNOWLEDGING EXISTENCE OF OTHER FAITHS, LEAVE ALONE HINDUISM. YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE HAD NO SHAME IN DESTROYING ALL ABORIGINAL FAITHS IN THE AFRICAN CONTINENT. THEN YOU HAVE THE TEMERITY OF CLAIMING, YOUR FAITH IS GREAT !
POPE JI, HOW DO YOU MEASURE GREATNESS OF A FAITH ? THROUGH 'FAITH SPECTROSCOPY' OR 'FAITH NANOGRAPHY' ? WILL YOU SHOW ME THE INSTRUMENT, IF AT ALL IT DOES EXIST ?
POPE JI, ALL FAITHS ORIGINATED FROM ASIA, THAT TOO, MAINLY FROM BHARATVARSHA. THERE WAS A FULL-FLEDGED INCARNATION OF UNIVERSAL GOD JUST A FEW THOUSAND YEARS AGO AND IT WAS ONE OF HIS FREQUENT INCARNATIONS THAT HAPPEN HERE TIME TO TIME. SRI KRSNA HAD ADMINISTERED A STERN WARNING, HUMBLE COUNSEL, COOL-HEADED ASSURANCE, ALL IN ONE TO ALL OF YOU -
YADA YADA HI DHARMASYA GLANIRBHAVATI BHARAT I
ABHYUTHANAMDHARMASYA TADATMANAM SRAJAMYAHAM II  
Chapter IV, Shloke No. 7 Of The Legendary SHRIMADBHAGVADGITA 
IT SIMPLY MEANS, WHENEVER THERE IS RESURGENCE OF EVILS AND DEVILS ( LIKE YOUR MISSIONARIES ), HE INCARNATES TO DECIMATE THOSE DEMONIACAL ONES, RECONSOLIDATES THE ORDER OF RIGHTEOUSNESS.
POPE JI, DEPENDING UPON COMPLEXITY OF THE DEVIL-DOM, HE SENDS AN APPROPRIATE SLAYER OF THE DEMONS. FOR RAVAN CAME RAM. FOR KANSA, JARASANDHA, DURYODHANA etc., CAME SRI KRSNA, THE PARAM BRAHMA INCARNATE. SINCE YOU MAY DENY THESE EXAMPLES AS THESE DO NOT BELONG TO YOUR RECENT MEMORY, I WOULD LIKE TO PROFFER SOME RECENT EXAMPLES TO DRIVE HOME THE POINT INTO YOUR FANATIC BRAIN.
POPE JI, FOR EVERY JARNAIL SINGH BHINDERWALA, HE SENDS AN INDIRA GANDHI. FOR EVERY CONVERTED VELLUPALLI PRABHAKARAN, HE SENDS A RAJAPAKSE...AND FOR EVERY HIGH FLYING CONVERSIONIST SAMUEL REDDY, HE CAUSES A HELICOPTER CRASH... !!!
POPE JI, I HOPE BY NOW YOU ARE CONVINCED ABOUT THE FACT THAT HINDUISM IS THE FAITH THAT IS INDESTRUCTIBLE, IMMORTAL. SIMPLY BECAUSE IN IT'S FUNDAMENTAL FORM, IT IS THE FAITH OF YOUR / OUR GOD HIMSELF !!
POPE JI, CHRISTIANITY IS THE FAITH OF JESUS WHILE VEDANTA DARSHANA IS THE FAITH OF PARAM BRAHMA HIMSELF !!! WE HAVE 'VASUDHAIVA KUTUMBAKUM' INSTEAD OF 'UNIVERSAL BROTHERHOOD & BENEDICTION' OF YOUR'S. OUR VASUDHAIVA KUTUMBAKUM IS VERY SWEET AND ALL ENCOMPASSING, WITHOUT RAVAGING ANYONE'S FAITH OR LIFE-STYLE. YOU MAY TRY IT YOURSELF. THERE IS A METHOD IN THIS MADNESS OF TRUTH !! 
POPE JI, WHENEVER ANYONE TRIED TO OBLITERATE HINDUISM, THEY WERE DESTROYED. IF YOU READ HISTORY IMPARTIALLY, IT SHALL BE MORE THAN CLEAR TO YOU. CERTAINLY, DO NOT READ HISTORY WRITTEN BY EMINENT HISTORIANS, LIKES OF WHICH ARE IRFAN HABIBs, ROMILLA THAPARs & RS SHARMAs etc.
POPE JI, I AM NOT WORRIED ABOUT SAFETY AND SECURITY OF HINDUISM. I AM REALLY WORRIED ABOUT SAFETY AND SECURITY OF YOUR FAITH, AND THE MISSIONARIES WHO ARE ENGAGED IN PROPAGATING IT NEFARIOUSLY, I AM WORRIED ABOUT THE POSTERITY WHEN A CONVERSIONIST 'MOTHER' TERESA WOULD BE CONDEMNED AS 'BHARAT-KALANKINI' INSTEAD OF BHARAT-RATNA. I HOLD YOU A GOOD MAN AND AS A TRUE HINDU, I WANT YOU TO SURVIVE ALONGWITH YOUR FAITH, HOWSOEVER IMPERFECT / DEFECTIVE THAT MAY BE, AND PROSPER IN THIS WORLD ALONGWITH ALL OTHERS.
POPE JI, IN YOUR NEXT MIDNIGHT MASS ON DEC. 25, 2009, FROM THE 'HOLY' WINDOW OF YOUR 'HOLY' FLAT IN VATICAN, DECLARE CATEGORICALLY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY, TO THE HYSTERICAL CROWD AND TO THE WHOLE WORLD, INCLUDING YOUR ARMY OF MISSIONARIES THAT -
THAT YOU RESPECT ALL FAITHS & REGARD THEM EQUALLY EQUAL.
THAT YOU HAVE STRICTLY PROHIBITED CONVERSIONS ON ANY GROUND WHATSOEVER.
ALL WELFARE / PHILANTHROPIC ACTVITIES SHALL BE ROUTED THROUGH LOCAL GOVERNMENTS. FATHERS / MOTHERS / SISTERS & BROTHERS OF CHURCHES SHALL NO MORE INDULGE IN PHILANTHROPIC ACTIVITIES DIRECTLY.
POPE JI, SUCH A PROCLAMATION SHALL GO A LONG WAY IN RESTORING YOUR LOST SANCTITY, WHATSOEVER, IF ANY. IF NOT, THEN THE HOSTILITIES SHALL BECOME INSURMOUNTABLE IN FUTURE AS CONVERSION IS A HEINOUS CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY. UPROOTING SOMEONE FROM HIS / HER FAITH IS A DEMONIACAL CRIME. IT IS ALSO ENSHRINED SO IN THE BHAGVADGITA. YOUR MISSIONARIES ARE JUST CRIMINALS AND NOTHING ELSE.
POPE JI, IF YOU FAILED TO HEED THE CAUTION, YOU SHALL INVITE TERRIBLE RETRIBUTION FROM THE DIVINE PROVIDENCE. THEN YOU & YOUR BROTHERS / SISTERS SHALL HAVE A LOT TO REGRET ABOUT AND SHED TEARS FOR THE SAME. I DO RECEIVE SUCH SIGNALS FROM THE INFINITY TO THAT EFFECT.
YOUR GOD & MY GOD DO NOT LIKE CONVERSION. THESE TWO GODS DISLIKE CONVERSION.
POPE JI, I AM NOT THREATENING YOU. I AM ONLY ADVISING YOU AS A GOOD FRIEND OF YOUR'S. KINDLY DO NOT COMMIT MASS SUICIDE AT THE HANDS OF PROVIDENCE. TAKE THIS FRIENDLY COUNSEL VERY VERY SERIOUSLY. DO MEET ME WHENEVER YOU HAPPEN TO BE IN INDIA NEXT.
WITH PROFOUND VASUDHAIVA KUTUMBAKUM,
VANDE MAATARAM I
RAMAKANT TIWARI

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