WHY ARE CONGRESS (I)TALIAN SO RIGID ABOUT MANMOHAN SINGH FOR THE SECOND TERM AS PM ??

IS MANMOHAN SINGH A LEGENDARY PM ?? NOT AT ALL. EVEN THEY KNOW IT VERY WELL.

DOES HE HAVE NEHRU-GANDHI BLOOD IN HIS VEINS / ARTERIES ?? NOT AT ALL. EVEN BLOOD GROUP DOES NOT MATCH.

OR NEHRU-GANDHI GENES IN HIS EVERY CELLULAR NUCLEAS ?? NOT AT ALL AGAIN. SUCH A GENE / DNA IS HIGHLY ANTIGENIC FOR THE NEHRU-GANDHI BLOOD-PEDIGREE.

IS MANMOHAN SINGH THE GREATEST BOOT-LICKER EVER BORN ON THE HINDULAND OF BHARATVARSHA ?? AGAIN NOT AT ALL. HE STANDS A POOR COPY OF THE LEGENDARY BOOT-LICKERS AND SANDEL-LICKERS LIKE THAKUR ARJUN SINGH, DEV KANT BAROOAH, SITARAM KESARY...

IS HE A GOOD MONEY-MAKER, THEN SHARE IT WITH THE PARTY COFFERS ?? AGAIN NOT AT ALL. AGAIN HE IS A POOR COPY OF LALIT NARAIN SINGH AND SEVERAL OTHERS.

THEN, WHY THE HELL CONGRESS (I)TALIAN ARE SO PARTICULAR ABOUT HAVING HIM AS PM FOR THE SECOND TERM ??

REASON IS NOT FAR TO SEEK. THE STRATEGY IS NOT SO DEVIOUS AS IT CANNOT BE UNDERSTOOD. THEY ARE WORKING ON THE FOLLOWING STRATEGY STEPWISE -

FIRST INSTAL MANMOHAN SINGH AS PM FOR THE SECOND TERM. IT SHALL EFFECTIVELY SILENCE THOSE 'ROGUES' WHO CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN ABOUT THE NEHRU-GANDHI DYNASTOCRATIC DEMOCRACY. IT SHALL THEN RE-ESTABLISH THE HOLY CONCEPT OF RENUNCIATION OF THE ITALIAN VARIETY FOR THE SECOND TIME. WITH THAT, 'DIMPLE DARLING' RAHUL SHALL METAMORPHOSE INTO BROTHER-BENEDICT RAHUL THROUGH DEIFICATION. STAGE IS SET NOW.

THEN MANMOHAN SINGH, AFTER SOME TIME SHALL START TALKING ABOUT SUPERANNUATING ON ACCOUNT OF A CREEPING SENSE OF 'VAIRAGYA'. HE SHALL TALK AROUND...WELL I HAD ENOUGH OF MY INNINGS...IT'S TIME, I SHOULD FADE AWAY GRACEFULLY...INDIA IS GROWING YOUNGER...I MUST MAKE WAY FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION...AND ALL THAT BLA-BLA.

ANY OTHER LEADER VIZ. PRANAB MUKHERJEE OR ARJUN SINGH WOULD NOT OBLIGE. THAT'S THE REASON WHY THEY WERE NOT EVEN CONSIDERED FOR THE POSITION OF PM. THEY DO NOT SUIT THE TASTE-BUDS OF THAT ITALIAN WOMAN. 

CONCURRENTLY, BOOT-LICKERS' ARMY SHALL START HOLDING DEMONSTRATIONS OUTSIDE CONGRESS (I)TALIAN HQ, BEFORE 10, JANPATH DEMANDING BROTHER-BENEDICT RAHUL AS PM...DESH KA NETA KAISA HO...AJIT JOGI SHALL PERCH ON TOP OF THE BABUL TREE WITHIN THE CAMPUS OF 10, JANPATH TO STRENGHTEN THE OUTCRY...RESOLUTIONS AFTER RESOLUTIONS SHALL START POURING IN FROM PRADESH CONGRESS COMMITTEES TO THIS EFFECT...JAYANTI NATARAJAN SHALL ATTEMPT TO COMMIT SUICIDE IN FRONT OF JAWAHAR BHAVAN TO ACCORD CREDENCE TO THE DEMAND OF THE DEVOTED PARTY-WORKERS...WHILE PROFUSELY ABUSING CHANDRABABU NAIDU AND SUSHMA SWARAJ FOR CAUSING THE MAYHEM AT THIS CRUCIAL JUNCTURE, RENUKA CHOWDHARY SHALL SIT ON 'FAST UNTO DEATH' ALONGWITH A BAGFULL OF MICRO-NUTRIENTS, DEMANDING 'RAHUL AS PM'...

ONE FINE MORNING, MANMOHAN SINGH SHALL DRIVE DOWN TO THE RASHTRAPATI BHAVAN ESCORTED BY HIS FAITHFUL WIFE, WITHOUT EVEN INFORMING HIS CABINET, TO TENDER HIS RESIGNATION AS THE PM...PRATIBHA PATIL WHO HAD BEEN INSTALLED AS THE PRESIDENT FOR THIS SOLE OBJECTIVE OF APPOINTING BROTHER-BENEDICT RAHUL AS THE PM, SHALL RECEIVE HIM GLADLY AS SHE HAD BEEN AWAITING HIS ARRIVAL FOR THE LAST SO MANY MONTHS, SITTING IN HER STUDY...THE MOMENT TO RECKON WITH, TO PAY BACK SHALL ARRIVE THEN. 

RESIGNATION SHALL BE ACCEPTED IMMEDIATELY AND APPOINTMENT LETTER SHALL BE HANDED OVER TO BROTHER-BENEDICT RAHUL ( OR THE RASCAL !!)  AT ONCE.

THEN SERIES OF PROTESTS, RALLIES, CONGRATULATIONS, ADULATORY MESSAGES, NATTHU SWEETS...THEN THE REAL OPERA SHOW SHALL START...THAT WILL CONTINUE FOR DAYS TOGETHER. FOOLS IN BJP SHALL WATCH, GNASHING THEIR TEETH, RUBBING THEIR FISTS, CRITICISING ONE ANOTHER FOR SO AND SO LAPSES, SWEARING TO SERVA THE BHARAT-MATA WITH GREATER VIGOUR...ADWANIJI PONTIFICATING OVER MERITS OF REAL-SECULARISM...SO ON SO FORTH. 

THEN WILL START THE SLOW AND STEADY DESTRUCTION CUM LIQUIDATION OF THIS SO-CALLED GREAT AND ANCIENT NATION KNOWN AS....WELL I FORGOT THE NAME !!! WILL SOMEBODY REMIND ME ???

DOES ANYONE HAVE GUTS TO PREVENT IT ???

VANDE MAATARAM I

RAMAKANT TIWARI